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The Retirement Plan - Nic Cage
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The free dinner, and Netflix again.
Having finished all the 1 season 'series' I'm hoping to get into something a little more intelligent, but my vote is moot. I'm the guest, after all.
So it's decided that we're going to watch "The Retirement Plan" starring Nicholas Cage, Ron Perlman, absolutely mediocre reviews but a not-so-bad trailer.
It was hard to watch, but she's laughing her ass off, mostly because I'm being punished for my cultural pretensions, for wanting that sliver of intelligence in my life, for 1 too many free dinners, and why not? Everything has it's price, but this is getting a little steep.
I mean, "mediocre reviews" overstates it in a big way, there was nothing in this to redeem it. Nic Cage, he's himself in whatever he does, and that's the best part. And Ron Perlman. But they're getting paid a million bucks for an on-the-cheap movie production that took me more time to watch than it did to make I'm sure, there were no second takes, the dialogue - inept, clunky, I mean, if it's going to be this bad why give him dialogue in the first place, just let him fucking improvise, it's Nic Cage, it couldn't hurt...
Anyways, my autobiography "The Ventriloquist", based on my real-life crime solving with puppets and the police, it's beginning to look like an Academy Award winner...
The Universal Solvent
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I haven't abandoned my interest in chemistry, just finding different ways of expressing it. And as over the winter I'd developed an interest in crystal growing, what with the lab-grown diamonds and other gems (most of which one way or another we've found means to synthesize, I merely want the high pressure environment and a few tens of thousands of dollars equipment. Actually, sapphires and rubies can be done with reasonably basic chemistry, it's the other gems that need the high pressure chemistry).
Anyways, looking at solvents, the problem with using water as a solvent (called the universal solvent, because it dissolves more substances than anything) is that crystals produced this way also tend to dissolve in water. It's ease and universality are also it's downfall.
Then there's Alkahest, a theoretical universal solvent first conceived by Paracelsus, which you can read about here:
Link: Wiki on Alkahest
That's a gold mine of a link that can take you any number of directions.
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Of course, smarter than me, you've already figured it out. There can be no such thing as a universal solvent, it would by it's nature dissolve the containers that were used in it's manufacture, the beakers and test tubes, stir sticks, the floor, and it would keep on dissolving until it's essence were used up...
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But in fact there is a Universal Solvent, one so obvious nobody, not even Paracelsus conceived it.
Time. And it never runs out and devours all things...
The 1.38 Billion $$$ Powerball
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And Cathy, coming home from the US, and I'm telling her to pick up a PowerBall Ticket. In Oregon, she'll be passing through. And I tell her my lucky numbers: 3 - the multiplier, then 9 (because it's 3X3 and the month that both Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were born), and then, what the heck there's an eclipse coming so let's do that again, 27 (9X3), 22, because it's both Bilbo and Frodo birthdays, and 44, because its double 22, and 52 for the weeks in the year and 69 because, hell, everyone loves that number.
Grilling her, now she's back, did she get my lucky ticket? And yeah, but she did the quick pick in Idaho not Oregon and I'm like "CAAAAAATTTTHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!".
I'm quite literally the world's best numerologist and yet nobody believes me ... but lemme tell you, that jackpot woulda helped.
The Ghost Passengers of Japan
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I can find no reputable news sites to link to for this, so you'll have to do your own research.
But a curious tale nonetheless. First reported in 2016, the lede is that after the 2011 Tsunami that hit Japan, in which some 16, 000 people were killed/disappeared, Taxi Drivers started getting "Ghost Passengers", people who needed a ride home, usually from the zone of disaster, only to disappear before being dropped off. Some 7% (Skepticism is healthy!!!) of Taxi Drivers reported this. If indeed this is a real story (and in some ways I believe it is) than you could safely presume that number to be a great deal higher. Most people prefer to keep tales like this to themselves.
In any event, a curious look at how collective trauma and grief imprint itself upon our collective consciousness, and how we might deal with it. IN this there are echo's of "The Vanishing Hitch Hiker", wherein a driver picks up a hitchh-hiker only to have him or her disappear before they get home. This is often followed by the driver confirming the circumstances of the disappearance or tragedy by checking with the address given them by the passenger.
Everyone loves a good ghost story, and so you can see how this grew legs. And, who knows? Maybe there's something to it...
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