Then, on reddit, there was this supposedly sincere posting wondering if his "rock" was in fact an ancient artifact, and what kind of rock it was. The rock:
User was querying what type of rock it was, and could it have been a pestle?
Most definitely a pestle, but allow me to describe the mortar...
I've not heard of any North American Examples; but there are plenty of Paleolithic dildos found dating back to 30,000 years or more, all over Europe, Africa, Asia, etc, etc. So it should be no surprise that there would be a few here as well...
The funniest thing was how many comments accurately told him what it was, only to have their comments deleted by the moderator for being "juvenile" or "puerile".
Anyways, that would have been a great post for "Legit Artefacts" or "Artefact Porn" - !!! really, just on the wrong sub. But damn, that ups my game, no more hunting the arrowheads and the jade adze, I need to find a paleolithic dildo for my collection....