Dumpster

One of our regular customers, a Yosemite-Sam type character, retired millionaire philanthropist, long grey hair and mustache, is telling us about how he was walking through his neighborhood downtown when a homeless man popped his head out of a dumpster, took one look at him and said "Keep Away, This one's mine...". Which would have been my clue that it was time to get a haircut, but when you're rich you don't care...