He's popped in Thursday afternoon and he's raging. He'd been in a few days before, demanded to see my "Serving it Right", as if I look like one of the under-age people that don't have one. I showed him, I have it on my phone.
Today he's looking for a few more things. His manner, off, belligerent, demanding, a physical intensity that this job does not require, he's raging. He wants to see the "Serving it Right" of all the other staff, I don't have him, he's furious, wants to see mine, "I just showed you 2 days ago..." doesn't matter, he needs to see it again. And he's going off, needs to see our liquor receipts (we don't have handy, I apologize), he changes topics, wants this, wants that, I'm texting the owner telling him to bring the liquor receipts, he's yelling at me now - physically yelling - he wants to see the receipts - RIGHT NOW!!! - "Don't have 'em". I'm bored with this asshole. He goes on, explaining how they'll be sending in children to see if we check ID, this doesn't fuss me, he storms about and eventually disappears.
His performance, that of a meth-fueled Mall Cop grown bigger than his breeches and completely misunderstanding his role...
I worry there will be consequences for the owner.
I'd heard of this guy, by name, an asshole whenever it was mentioned, everyone knows him, apparently he's perpetually drunk, and not a good sort of drunk, hence his attitude, and you have to laugh at the Drunken Liquor Inspector...