The free dinner, and Netflix again.
Having finished all the 1 season 'series' I'm hoping to get into something a little more intelligent, but my vote is moot. I'm the guest, after all.
So it's decided that we're going to watch "The Retirement Plan" starring Nicholas Cage, Ron Perlman, absolutely mediocre reviews but a not-so-bad trailer.
It was hard to watch, but she's laughing her ass off, mostly because I'm being punished for my cultural pretensions, for wanting that sliver of intelligence in my life, for 1 too many free dinners, and why not? Everything has it's price, but this is getting a little steep.
I mean, "mediocre reviews" overstates it in a big way, there was nothing in this to redeem it. Nic Cage, he's himself in whatever he does, and that's the best part. And Ron Perlman. But they're getting paid a million bucks for an on-the-cheap movie production that took me more time to watch than it did to make I'm sure, there were no second takes, the dialogue - inept, clunky, I mean, if it's going to be this bad why give him dialogue in the first place, just let him fucking improvise, it's Nic Cage, it couldn't hurt...
Anyways, my autobiography "The Ventriloquist", based on my real-life crime solving with puppets and the police, it's beginning to look like an Academy Award winner...