Now, every day, memory warnings, I need to delete things so that I can update my computer. For what? What in the living be-jeezus-fuck do I need to upgrade this mf-piece-of-hp-chromebook-shit for? It has an OS that comprises 27 GB!!!! WTF!!!! I browse the internet with it, write in .txt and .rtf format, I don't run Word or Open Office or any photo-editing software, this - this - I mean, I have a browser - but - WTF!!!!!????

My God, my first computer, a TI/99-4A, 40+ years ago, worked way fucking better than this. Across the board, for everything, and sorry the internet didn't exist then but if it did it would have worked a lot fucking better. 8 Bit serial processor. 32 KB memory. We're literally - literally - 1000's of times faster here, for the same basic tasks, and the infrastructure, the delivery, is so overloaded, top-heavy, non-lean, bull-shit intensive that it can't keep up. 

Now, I mean, watching porn - not that I do, not that I'd ever dream of or consider, but - watching porn - if I did,  or dreamt of, would be more stop-motion than the original King-Kong. 

No Kidding. 

I can't have more than a single browser tab open at a time. More than that and this fucking piece of shit crashes. More than 2, 3 documents open? This fucking thing seizes and crashes. 

That's OK, it keeps me focused. I get on this computer, I'm doing one thing at a time. One thing at a time. I used to have 20, 30 tabs open, now I have one. This one. One thing at a time. Breathe deep, focus...

But, mother of God, what a fucking piece of shit and what an unnecessary load of grievances for something that should be easily 1000 times equal to the most trivial of tasks I'm putting to it...

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