At first I was laughing, I mean...
And then I found myself pausing it and wondering - who talked? I mean, I told no-one about my time in Finland...
Then it came to me. Eve, my daughter, she must have sold off the rights...
This is the Noble and True story of my life skillfully told. How it ended up on the screen I'll never know, and why I'm seeing it 3 years after it's release will require some explanation.
Anyways, once I overcame my initial misgivings I found myself frequently pausing the movie to relive and reconsider my life's choices.
This was great. A proper old-timey Saturday or Sunday Matinee.
When I was done, looking it up so I could share my story with the world, imagine how surprised I was to discover there's a sequel! Now it'll be like I can see into the future!!!
Trust me, you'll love it, you can watch the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2k4QAItiSA
Or just find and watch the damned film, trust me, you'll love it...