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Machete - 2010
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
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Starring Dan Trejo, Don Johnson, Steven Seagal, Robert DeNiro, Lindsey Lohan, others.
An absolutely 5 star B movie, filled with ridiculous dialogues, oversaturated blood and violence, sex, car chases, showdowns, etc.
A perfect mash-up of old Japanese/Westerns, tilted towards an audience generally not myself, but - it wasn't trying to be anything else; just shock/humour/fun, in the ultra-violent Grindhouse-B-Cinema sort of way. That said, definitely not for everyone...
Odd, though, the central conflict is the hispanic community dealing with "patriotic" prejudice, illegal immigration, ICE agents...wow; they saw the future. Only in the movie they knew how to deal with it...we're still wringing our hands, and the baddies we have now are far, far worse...
Now, apparently Sisu: The Road to Revenge is out, and if I do nothing else this evening it'll be that...
Thoroughly soused
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
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Wednesday, the kids arrive. An early Christmas of sorts, celebrating a landmark birthday. The boy, lavish in ordering the biggest Charcuterie they had, we dine, drink a bottle of wine, catch up. From there to a pub, then another, more, mutually roasting us and then finally back to the apartment where we drink even more and discuss terrible childhoods and even worse childhood vacations "CHARACTER BUILDING" I tell them and thump my cane on the floor.
Thursday morning they're off, back to their separate lives, and I'm keyed up the whole time, never sober, I took an extra day off work for this and so Saturday begin the slow recovery.
You can have too much of a good thing, and this is something that needs to be recovered from if I'm to have any hopes of getting to my next birthday, and - the reminders of mortality, how many years left, and how many will be productive, and time to reign in a few of my vices, but it's hard this, lowering the anxious vibration. And time to start saving for next summer's jeep, the neighbour cash loans, she's repaid none of it, all of it with promises but it's getting on time and I think she's got it figured out. She'd better have, because if I have to say it...
The Christmas Train
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
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Last night, the Christmas Train comes through town. A couple of reservations for after the train, 7:30, it's an event for sure.
A couple of reservations meaning 2, one for 3 people and the other for 8.
Only it's never that easy, they're late, and there are the other "reservations" made 10 minutes before they arrive, a 7, 5, 9, 4, 2, 2, ...
There's a machine gun outside the restaurant firing people into it, we're full and the phone doesn't stop ringing, all this over maybe 10 minutes, "Kootenay Style", I call for backup - and more backup - but it's 15 minutes away...
Nonsense, absolute nonsense, there's no keeping up, no coming close, but here we are.
The night goes, I'm home just before 11:00. We close at 9:00.
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Today a double, there's no Christmas train but it will be more of the same. Kids are out of school, kids love sushi. It's gonna be a bloody nightmare but I just - somehow - have to keep my sanity and make it through.
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This morning, Kramer sauntering through to grab some coffee and toilet paper. She's in a fine humour - turns out she's won some $76, 000 on a jackpot last night. Now - I don't mean to be skeptical - but - well, you get it.
She assures me that the bulk of her winnings will go to pay off her debts. I'm not her only creditor, and I'm wondering where I'll be on the list, but let her have her victory and we'll see how things go. In any event I'm not certain she's won anything, no doubt she'll pop round tonight to borrow a few hundred dollars because that's what she'll need to "free up" her winnings...
In any event, my worries are on the day; if I make it to tonight we'll see how her story's holding up.
Of Community Housekeeping & Strange Neighbours
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I was going through the house, finding bits of broken glass all over the floor. Kramer, it appears, didn't do a bang-up job. But I'm discovering chests of drawers and beds in other rooms and I'm discovering that she rearranged the furniture, then that she didn't I just have a lot of beds and chests of drawers and every chest of drawers has stuff in it, stuff I'd forgotten I had, a collection of ebony figurines and I'm showing my daughter and wondering if I have a collection of Ivory figurines as well, beautiful cabinets, there's a half-witted neighbour, he came by to show me a telescope he had, and now he's here sweeping the floors, and another neighbour tidying in the kitchen and yet another neighbour - pretty red head, she's popped by as well, and I'm finding old fridges and freezers and wondering why they're there and they as well are filled with curios and I'm discovering rooms I've forgotten about, never been in, and they are again filled with beds, cabinets, curios, and I'm surprised and appalled at how much I have to get rid of...
*(Woke up exhausted, strange dream, none of the "neighbours" in the dream were people I knew...)
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