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Riding the Bus
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Jedi Mind Tricks
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Sometimes I ride the bus a lot because I don't like to drive my landspeeder around. It gets too many looks. And a great Jedi Mind Trick you can do on the bus is to take an old tranfer that has the same time on it that your getting on the bus, and cover the date with your finger and show it to the bus driver. You wave it back and forth like your showing it to him, but really you're doing a Jedi Mind Trick.
Now sometimes the bus driver will stop you and say "Can I see that please", which is why I wear a Jedi mood ring on the finger that's covering the date. Because when the bus driver asks to see the transfer I pretend to think that he's really interested in my ring and I put the transfer in my other hand so I can use it again and show him my ring and start to tell him where I got it and what sorta mood I'm in and how he could be a Jedi too and just not know it.
Usually this works. If it doesn't I just pretend I forgot something and get off the bus and wait for another one.
Invisibility
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Jedi Mind Tricks
- Hits: 1633
Most people don't know that Jedi's can become invisible. This is because it wasn't shown in any of the Star Wars movies. Well, it was but probably you couldn't see it because they were invisible. Anyways, as you can imagine it's one of the most useful mind-tricks out there.
Now I can't tell you how it's done, except that it takes a real Jedi Master like myself to be able to do it properly, but I can tell you that there's a lot of practice involved. Mostly in the dark with your eyes closed.
Pictured at left: Me and my lightsaber, using the Jedi Mind Trick of invisibility. I've turned off the lights so you can see the lightsaber better.
LET IT DIE: Rushkoff on the economy
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Link of the day
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An interesting take on the current economic meltdown in the US and other places. Overall I'm inclined to agree. Read it here. Amazing how such "Folk Wisom" is common among the masses, and yet entirely absent amongst government.
Fork through Hand
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Jedi Mind Tricks
- Hits: 1515
Sometimes when you're out you'll be called upon to display your mastery of the Force. And if the Force isn't with you at that particular time it can be quite embarassing - which is why it helps to have a few magic tricks up your sleeve. One trick I sometimes do when people want proof that I'm a Jedi is the "Fork through the Hand". To do this trick usually you want to pick a woman and have her try to stick a fork through your hand. You should use a fork because knives can be very sharp and you don't want to risk hurting yourself. Spoons don't impress anybody. When she tries to stick the fork through your hand you don't wince or anything, just use your Jedi powers to pretend you didn't feel a thing. They will be very impressed.
Tip #1: Don't put your hand on the table or against anything when you do this trick. If you do it might hurt a lot.
Tip #2: Don't let a short guy try to put the fork through your hand because they will try to kill you out of jealousy and that might hurt too. It's just the way they are.
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