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2004 Ford Econoline Van
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Now, homeless and vehicle-less. Now - I can do one but not both, and so I've decided to get a vehicle. Looking online, Facebook Marketplace, there aren't so many options. Older Tundras with 300,000+ KM selling for $18, 000 plus dollars. Bollocks.
And then I see it. 2004 White Ford Econoline Van. 200, 000 KM and only $2000.
This gets a little fantasy going in my head. First of all, I could sleep in it. I can sleep anywhere, but the back of a van - fix it up a bit - could be comfortable. And it would beat sleeping in parks and wherever else have you.
I'm mulling it over.
But what's really selling it for me is the possibility of doing art on the sides. Like, proper 70's and 80's Van Art.
Like...
The silhouette of a wolf's head howling against a full moon...
The "shadow" of Bigfoot filled in with trees and stars....
A wizard, holding a crystal ball, a long beard and a twinkle in his eye that people would look at the wizard and recognize as me...
Most definitely a mostly naked woman dressed in furs lying prone on the right side of the van, not sure of the pose just yet but she probably should be looking longingly at the wizard...
A Unicorn. Maybe the Wizard could be sitting astride the Unicorn?
A dragon. Definitely a dragon, probably an Asian styled one as Smaug is a bit overdone...
And maybe the wizard that looks like me can be pulling back his robe to reveal his radiant, red blazing heart...just like Jesus does in that popular photo of him...
Aliens, somewhere, a saucer and one of the greys, maybe succumbing to the telepathic influence of the Wizard?
Peace signs...
Bumpers stickers that read "Shaggin Wagon" and "If this Van's a rockin', don't bother knockin'...".
If the wizard can't look like me maybe he could look like Donald Trump?
A mermaid. Definitely need one of those.
And on the other side of the van I would have a "Fortune-Teller" Motif. Fortunes told, all sorts of Masonic Imagery, Tarot Cards, I -Ching, the all-seeing eye, pyramids, advertise my prognostication, my healing abilities, my intuitive nature and skill at hypnosis, mesmerism and ventriloquism. Other trades I might advertise include "Womb Masseuse" and "Listener" and "Aromatherapist" and "Lifestyle Coach". Man, once I get started on my skills list it gets hard to quit...
Maybe paint the back with Chalkboard Paint so I can do a variable travelling art exhibit as well as provide contact details....maybe a "How's My Driving?" and then write random people's phone numbers there. Or give details as to the parties I can be found at.
And you see, I haven't even bought the van yet, and still my mind is racing with the possibilities.
Now to revisit the interior...
Nick Cave and the Trials of Job
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Yesterday, at the thrift shop, I suggested they play Nick Cave.
This didn't last so long with my partner, who listened to about 5 songs and then changed the music.
Whatever.
And then - in the evening - I heard of his second son's death.
This man, he's going through the trials of Job. And this, this, well... you wish this on no one. Certainly not someone you hold in such high regard.
And I know he has faith - of the Christian order, and I know he thinks - but this heartbreak, it's beyond reason. There's nothing I can say. No commiseration that doesn't sound trite - and - while I can well imagine his pain - and in some measure share it - I have no desire to live through it's equivalent. Imagining it is but a pale shadow of what he is living...
SO I am sorry and I hope he can survive this. And if he doesn't I understand. But - fucking hell - he's being put through it. The trials of Job. The test of all faith beyond all reasonable limits...
Ozark
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For a 5 star Netflix I fucking hated it. And - yeah, I got the "point" - no spoilers - but, damn, suffering through 4 seasons of the most implausibly written, despicable, unsympathetic characters in television - well, I wanted - not better - but different than this.
Anyways, thank god it's done.
Met the artist...
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And today, on errands, delivery truck, another pick up at the junction, a couple dozen boxes of kitchen stuff (really, no kidding, like WTF?) and a hundred or so paintings. The artist? A. Moder. An older, elderly even, German (?? From the accent) fellow, I shook his hand and told him how glad I was to meet him and that his paintings were selling out at the thrift shop. I didn't mention the $5.00 Price-Point.
He seemed pleased, I told him he should continue painting. That his best work was yet to come. And I think he went off to his studio afterwards...
Unloading at the thrift shop I met a fan of his. He wondered where all this great art was coming from, deceased perhaps? And I said no, I thought the same, but I was just there, met the man, shook his hand, and now he wants to know all about him...
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