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...buried three husbands...
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: People
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She's my age, or close enough, sitting with a couple of her children and regulars, not attractive, or unattractive, merely average. Nondescript.
The owner's explaining her history to me...she's buried all three of her ex husbands, all well positioned and insured, she's handsomely well off, not looking to get married, just date...
I don't ask the circumstances, but three husbands at my age suggests a little more than coincidence, bad luck or carelessness. The owner, he wants to set her up with J***, it sounds like a good match to me...
Joanna Newsom - Divers
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Music
- Hits: 1982
A new favorite song:
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Gothic Candlesticks
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Found
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Found these thrift shopping today, heavy, quite beaten up and worn from polishing, an auctioneers serial # lightly engraved inside the base, 10" high, Gothic (ish) in style and if I had to guess were used in a church. If you have any other ideas I'd love to hear them...
Belly Button Lint Baby
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Miscellany
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The Belly-button-lint-baby jostles the inkwell, another 6 months, more even, unlike a regular baby I can only add a cell or two a day, it's slowly filling it, but every day the growth grows slower, one piece of lint is something, 10 is something more, 100, well, that is the beginning, but from here on in it's a mere one a day, I need to find an assistant, someone cute and artistic with a predilection for colorful sweaters (the fetus, so far, is grey...), this will double it's growth...
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