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Jeff Goldblum
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Dreams
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That I was serving Jeff Goldblum, he came into the restaurant (not the restaurant, another, linen tablecloths and potted plants everywhere) with his handlers, and I'm amused by this and try to take a photo of his cellphone on the table. I know just who to send this to. His handler (sitting across from him) sees, and misinterprets me as trying to get a photo of Goldblum himself, I wouldn't mind but that wasn't my intent, he stops me though, and tells me he'll take the pictures, I give him my phone and let him....
(inspiration - Jeff Goldblum's surreal ad, Buzzfeeds list of awkward celebrity encounters & a customer in the restaurant that bore an uncanny resemblance to a young Jeff Goldblum)
Robert Popper, AKA Robin Cooper
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Link of the day
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Having reached the end of the interwebs in boredom I discovered the brilliant Robert Popper, AKA Robin Cooper, author of the brilliant Timewaster Letters and phone calls. Absolutely hilarious, think a kinder, gentler but equally absurd David Thorne. Visit Robin Cooper's website here: http://www.robincooper.co.uk/.
2 month old baby turns into fully grown man
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: WTF
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Note the credence given the mother by the local authorities and media. Instead of, say, looking for a baby's body buried along side a road they're warning people to beware of the fully grown man...
http://www.liberianobserver.com/news/2-month-old-baby-turns-%E2%80%98full-grown-man%E2%80%99
Seinfeld interviewing Google
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Dreams
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Seinfeld is interviewing Google, Google, who looks exactly like Seinfeld, only about 40 years younger and with a shock of white hair, seems to be a bit of a stoner, Google is standing in the center of the stage, spotlight upon him, while Seinfeld has the microphone and is standing at the top of a hill, a diorama, of sorts, put together for the natural history museum.
It's interesting, this, when suddenly the interview is interrupted by a fox jumping down the hill, followed close at heel by a leopard, immediately after this a caveman appears and jumps from the top of the mountain with his spear and just misses the leopard, he doesn't wait and pursues the leopard up the mountain immediately, disappearing into the undergrowth...
...and I'm left thinking that this is what I get for not having a TV, I've just missed one of the most famous moments of broadcasting history...
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