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The bosses nephew, he's obsessed, he's told me this story a hundred times and it's every time as funny as the first. They definitely made an impression.
"Oh my God you would not believe it...the little children are crying, the old people are..." and he's explaining about the time he and his girlfriend were at the Calgary Zoo and the chimpanzees began having sex.
'then 5 monkeys come out and the female monkey, she knows.... Oh my God, you have to call the zoo and find out when they are going to have sex again and go down to see....I have seen Giraffes fucking and Elephants fucking on the National Geographic channel on TV, but I never see nothing like this...."
I'm curious, not to see the chimps fucking (the thought of discreetly interrogating the wardens to find the best time to visit is surreal, to say the least), but what it is that has so shocked him.
He finishes: "Two things you must see before you die. The monkeys fucking at the Zoo and the donkey show in Tijuana. They have special donkeys...."
1 from the boy
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This from the boy. Absolutely brilliant.
The Independant on the IMF
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A rather acid take on the IMF that compares the actions of Dominique Strauss-Kahn to the actions of the IMF as a whole.
Needless to say, Dominique Strauss-Kahn comes off far less guilty. Or at least sympathetic - it is, after all, his organizations mandate.
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Bad enough that you've rented the DVD or you're in the theater and you're forced to watch annoying ads and trailers for movies and products that you'd never, ever want to see or buy.
But when you go to watch a trailer - in this instance Super 8, directed by J.J. Abrams and you're forced to watch an ad. For a trailer.
Undoubtedly it's just me, I must be crazy. On the off chance that this annoys you as much as it annoys me, maybe we could suggest to Hollywood that they simply provide us with the movie we paid for, skip the ads, and maybe the ad-free piracy will relent, just a little. Maybe if they abused us just that little bit less....
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