I'm on the bus, in front of me is a thirty-something Bob-Dylanish guy, in the seat in front of him is a teenager in those silky basketball shorts. The teenager gets up to leave, the waistband of his shorts is entirely around his knees. Not sort-of around his knees, or hanging low on the ass, no, his shorts are around his knees. His underwear, red boxers with a cartoon print, are entirely pulled up his ass. He reaches behind to tug them up, can't find them, has to quickly squat and haul them up, but only a bit, to his thighs.
When he's off the bus I lean forward to the Bob-Dylanish guy and say "If you wanna be cooler than that your going to have to take your trousers right off when you go to get off the bus...."
He turns and looks at me. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
So I repeat it, finding it hard to believe he didn't notice the little show in front of him.
"I wasn't staring at his ass, you know man....I'm not a Homo!!"
It's a bit of a non-sequitor, really. I have only 2 observations which he wouldn't understand.
1) Anyone who denies being a "homo", without having been accused or propositioned, is probably a homo.
2) Anyone who uses the phrase "Homo" is definitely a homo.