My daughter comes with us, she's unusually quiet and well behaved. Makes a demure and false impressions on strangers.

The Yakuza, he tells me, have a death ray. It's part of a vow of revenge they made against North America for the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. It's in space, based on secret technologies developed by Tesla. They've got it aimed at Yellowstone, 2 death rays, actually. When they give the order the rays will fan out and destroy all life in North America. Depopulate it by 80%. It works by seperating the essential electromagnetic field from the body, killing you instantly. They tested it on 2 villages in Japan. No, he doesn't remember the names of the villages, but he'll send me the links. The Israelis, not such nice guys themselves, have actually intervened 4 times to have us saved. Maybe we won't be so lucky next time. He's just telling me as a heads up....

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