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2 month old baby turns into fully grown man
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Note the credence given the mother by the local authorities and media. Instead of, say, looking for a baby's body buried along side a road they're warning people to beware of the fully grown man...
http://www.liberianobserver.com/news/2-month-old-baby-turns-%E2%80%98full-grown-man%E2%80%99
Seinfeld interviewing Google
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
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Seinfeld is interviewing Google, Google, who looks exactly like Seinfeld, only about 40 years younger and with a shock of white hair, seems to be a bit of a stoner, Google is standing in the center of the stage, spotlight upon him, while Seinfeld has the microphone and is standing at the top of a hill, a diorama, of sorts, put together for the natural history museum.
It's interesting, this, when suddenly the interview is interrupted by a fox jumping down the hill, followed close at heel by a leopard, immediately after this a caveman appears and jumps from the top of the mountain with his spear and just misses the leopard, he doesn't wait and pursues the leopard up the mountain immediately, disappearing into the undergrowth...
...and I'm left thinking that this is what I get for not having a TV, I've just missed one of the most famous moments of broadcasting history...
Curious Minds
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I washed up the dinosaur bones from my daughters vacation and put them outside to look at closer later. And later in the day I'm woken by the landlord and his brother, Italians, out mowing the lawn. I go out to say hi.
G, the landlord, and his bro S, his bro, shirt off and chest bristling, freshly shaven, are chatting, S is apologizing about a bit of row they had the other morning that woke me early and continued throughout the day, loud conversations that managed to use more permutations of the word "FUCK" than I had realized were possible, but they've made up now it seems. They enquire about the rocks strewn about the deck, I explain, S gets excited....
"You mean these are from a dinosaur...? You some kind of archaeologist or something?"
And I explain that they're from a dinosaur, and show him how I knew, how to tell, and explain that the word is paleontologist, ....He's getting excited.
"What kind of dinosaur? Archaeology, that's cool..."
Duckbill, probably, I explain, and don't bother to correct him further...
"Like a giant duck. How big..., do you think, as big as this house?"
And I hazard a guess as to it's size, probably 12 feet....
"A giant duck..." he repeats, and tells his brother G.
"Do you ever go to youtube and look at those videos?" he asks, and now he's on a roll... "The ones about where they find those skeletons of giant people, 30 feet tall, some even 25 feet or 10 feet even..." He's curiously reversed the order of size, dramatically reversing the order of maximum effect, but he's into the subject now, I hum-haw noncommittally...."Aliens" he continues..."You see that video where the UFO comes out of nowhere and zaps the nuclear missile test to the ground?" and he begins to dance around, playing the part of both the nuclear missile and the peace loving UFO "pu...it fires it's lazers, and then goes over here, and pu it fires it's lazers again, and then it disappears off into the sky.....they'll never allow us to have a nuclear war...or the videos with all the aliens they've got in the bunkers?"They got wormholes from the Germans in the second world war, you know how our universe is next to another universe..." and he's explaining with his hands, making bubbles..."And there's a big wormhole ..." and he illustrates a circle, "Like Stargate" I say ironically, and he immediately agrees..."Yeah, just like that, and you just step through and you're in this other universe....what's your email, I'll send you some links, will blow your mind...."
I make my excuses, have to go back inside, resume my work...he stares thoughtfully for a minute over the suburbs in the distance, the infinitely growing and sprawling city....
"You know, a lot of people, they just go to work and come home and eat and go to sleep. They're not curious like us...."
Rescuing Sheryll
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I'm in Edmonton, I've run into a surprising number of former acquaintances. Scott, others...And passing, on a street, I see Sheryll. She's with a younger man, perhaps 30's, lots of tattoos, short hair, she's at the doorway to a house arguing with a tall, stoic looking man about visiting her daughter, "Not without court-appointed guardian" he tells her, she's drunk, and her 30 something companion is quietly helping her away from the door...
She's wearing a bathrobe, it keeps slipping off, she's not just drunk I realize, she's a crack addict, blackened eyes, this young man she's with is a john, I determine to rescue her, feel somehow responsible, I approach her companion & slip her into my arms, she's out of it, her companion offers no resistance....
....there's a cafe, now, and they're opening all the sugar dispensers on the table, thinking one of them must be filled with crack, that's where she's getting it, and I've got her in my arms and am wondering how to save her...
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