Sometimes when you're out you'll be called upon to display your mastery of the Force. And if the Force isn't with you at that particular time it can be quite embarassing - which is why it helps to have a few magic tricks up your sleeve. One trick I sometimes do when people want proof that I'm a Jedi is the "Fork through the Hand". To do this trick usually you want to pick a woman and have her try to stick a fork through your hand. You should use a fork because knives can be very sharp and you don't want to risk hurting yourself. Spoons don't impress anybody. When she tries to stick the fork through your hand you don't wince or anything, just use your Jedi powers to pretend you didn't feel a thing. They will be very impressed.

Tip #1: Don't put your hand on the table or against anything when you do this trick. If you do it might hurt a lot.

Tip #2: Don't let a short guy try to put the fork through your hand because they will try to kill you out of jealousy and that might hurt too. It's just the way they are.

 

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