Drunk on the Pier
The haze over the lake is growing thick, in places you can't see the other side. My day off, stolen by a part-timer who refused to work the long weekend, terrified by the rumours of the busiest days of the year, fortunately it's a late start...
Head down to the lake, pass the day with a full bottle of Stoly, it was on sale, the economy of fools, I'm drinking, making notes, snapping photos, some great photos...
The haze from the fires gives a great horizon...
I'm joined by some german tourists, they go swimming, making for a great photo:
German jumping off pier (right click, open in new window or tab to embiggen). I finish my vodka, lie down for a nap, wake at 6:00, a dozen messages on my phone, I'm late, into the jeep, soaking wet, must have fallen off the pier, sketchy as all out, trying to get to work, I'm late, I'm hammered, my every professional nightmare come true.
Graciously they say nothing, in the land of Foon I'm still a relatively model employee...
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Dream of a Blue Roof, plaster, collapsing upon me
...I'm in a large room, high ceiling, pale blue roof, only it's beginning to collapse, small cracks in the plaster and chunks begin to fall down, I can through it, the wooden timbers, the room and sky above ...
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The Land of Foon
There is no doubt about it, drive around for a day even and you'll understand, this is the very Land of Foon. From the podcast "The Magic Tavern". Driving, round Ymir way, a withered old stick of a woman out hitchhiking, I stop to pick her up...
She makes 4 trips to load in all her belongings, carts, bags, slowly, slowly, I'm in no rush. She tells me her name, then tells me I can just call her by her street name "Captain Liza", she's 70 years old but doesn't look a day over 90, frail, and in the 20 minute drive back to Nelson I get her life story. Living, in the hostel in Vancouver, the junkies and thieves were all very polite. In Victoria how she'd go to the health food store 3 times a week and steal some particular supplement she's recommending, cured her, she doesn't consider herself a thief but it was expensive and she needed it and sometimes you just have to...about how her car got towed because she didn't have insurance and it had everything she owned in it and she's going to Nelson to try and get it back. About how in Ponoka they changed her anti-psychotics and it made all the difference, and I look into her huge, watery blue eyes and I got it, I knew from the many turns the conversation was taking anyways, and she keeps talking, about all the places she's lived, she's itinerant, lived everywhere, and I drop her off in an alley off Baker, she's going to meet some friends, try and get some things done, she wants to start a business so that she can get an employers salary from the government, I just listen...
Waiting for the Salvation Army to open, I need some new shoes. There's a lineup of homeless men, maybe a dozen, waiting for the free bread, one loaf per person, and they're feuding over who's first, who gets the least-moldy donations, they're not the nicest guys by a long shot. There's a disabled man, something wrong with his arms, like a T-Rex, born that way, on the bus bench beside the trash, it's one of the covered containers with a swinging lid on the side, a girl saunters up, bends over and sticks her head inside the trash, begins to expectorate, it turns into a heaving up of all her internal organs, he sits there like nothing is happening, when she's done she pulls her head out of the trash and carries on...
No luck at the Salvation Army, try another thrift shop, an older couple, she, maybe 60, fine figure, well dressed, resting bitch face, her partner, older, stringy long greasy hair combed over a balding head, badly dressed, the archtypal rural BC Serial Killer, I recognize them from the garage sales in Kaslo, she was there in that sheer black top, breasts bared, white and yolk and all, to the world, now they're holding up the daintiest of underthings, garters, thongs, at the till, discussing them with the clerk, she knows them, catches my eye, can see what I'm thinking...
At Empire for coffee, an older man, feathers in cap, dozens of them, Ospreys, Eagle, Hawk, Chicken feathers, all of them. This is a valley thing, popularized by people who lived over Slocan way, a feather in your cap, but this guys taken it to a whole new level. And the waitress comes over, is talking to him, he's writing, she wants to know what, she draws him out, asks about the hat, and he reluctantly, sheepishly confesses to being a Shaman...
In the evening, out front of my dingy motel having a smoke (A $1000 non-refundable charge if you smoke in your room), from the room next door pops a midget, no, a dwarf, not even 3 feet tall, tiny, she climbs up the truck next to my jeep, opens the door, and sits inside smoking a cigarette. I'm texting my son, it's unbelievable this, where is the nephew when you need him, he'd have something to say, would engage her, I want to surreptitiously snap a photo, but it would be rude, belittling, but nobody would believe me without it, and then her friend comes out, a guy, maybe 6'2", they're talking and from the turns of the conversation it becomes apparent they don't know each other, just met, and reluctantly I finish my cigarette and head back inside.
Without a doubt this is the very Land of Foon.
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A days prospecting
Anxious to check out my hand dredge, crevassing tool, I head out. A favorite river south of Salmo, beautiful spot, and as luck would have it the river's low, passable, and I can get into all sorts of spots I wouldn't otherwise be able to with my tools.
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In theory it should be good, the hand dredge sucks up the material from the bottom of the waterfall and pools, works well (the lid keeps popping off, but I can fix this), and I scrape the crevices in the bedrock, gather the material up and pan it out.
And when I'm done, out of about 6 small buckets of material I've got 6 small flakes of gold. Tiny flakes, flour, hardly the showing I was expecting or hoping for.
Such a great location though...
When I get home I put the final concentrates under the microscope, a handful of fine gravel, and see what I've got.
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