Note: I first met Beowolf Stormbringer (?!!) about 3 months ago in a 7/11 near my house. He was dressed in a grey robe, with T-shirt and blue jeans underneath, and was engaged in a heated dispute with the clerk over payment for a pack of cheesies he had already eaten. Eventually I offered to pay for the chips and he walked with me home. Leaving the store he ducked under the measuring tape designed to help police identify thieves, "My height is short but my stature is great" he told me. Probably about 5'7", portly, mid 40's, lightsaber hanging on his belt and an orange ring around his lips he professed to be the victim of a bad online date. Somehow or another we met again, and over the course of a few meetings (always at 7/11) I was introduced to his lifestyle. He's a modern day Casanova, living in his parents basement and trolling the internet dating scene. He assures me he has no problem meeting women, and advises me that while it's not really in his religion (Jedi) his mother has strongly suggested that he should really start looking for a place of his own. When I observed that he could always get a job he informed me that he had a "highly successful career" selling time shares on the island of Naboo in Second Life. And that's about as much of an introduction as I can give him.