He's got this idea that if he can just meditate enough he'll become a being of pure spirit and light.
And he's telling me about it, he's a little discouraged that it hasn't happened yet but probably it just needs more practice....
"I'll go to Ottawa and sit in on Parliament... and they'll say to me 'You shouldn't be here'...and I'll just sit there..."
He pauses for dramatic effect.
"They'll tell me to leave, and I won't, then they'll try to move me and their hands will go right through..."
He mimes the security guards grabbing at empty air....
"and I'll tell them to leave and they won't know what to do...then ppphhhhwwweeewww"
He makes an expansive gesture with his hands and smiles, blows with his mouth as if he's the wind, then leans back in his chair with a satisfied look on his face.
I change the topic.