I'm hemorrhaging cash at a ridiculous pace and need work ASAP. Just until the restaurant opens, but I'm out of funds in my bank, at my limit on my credit card, and a couple of projected/anticipated positions have yet to manifest.
So, there's a shoe store up the street that's hiring. And I think to myself "Why Not?", only, it's a ladies shoe store, and so I float the idea of getting myself done up in a velvet cape and crown and treating all the girls like Cinderella, and, thinking way back, I did once as a kid work at Footlocker in the mall and again as a cobbler at "Heels", so, it's not like I haven't done this before...
Anyways, write up my resume with the Prince Charming spin and put it out there. A pleasant enough interview, although I think they were reasonably suspicious that I wasn't a very convincing Prince Charming. But you have to try...