From the days when a man might, in lieu of crude or cheesy opening lines, actually commit his banality to a business card of sorts, to be presented to his intended beau or victim. I have every intent of reviving this custom...
Some of the more inane rhymes:
"Your beau I wish to be,
This card I therefore send,
Please answer quick to me,
Will you be my friend?"
Find a charming selection of introduction cards here:
Link: https://www.flickr.com/photos/aemays/sets/72157626967453736/