A legitimate disorder afflicting countless thousands of Calgarians has now been recognized as a valid legal defense.
Link: http://www.loweringthebar.net/2013/12/okay-i-thought-affluenza-was-a-joke.html via Lowering The Bar, which has a number of excellent reflections and musings on the legal system. Principally US, but as they do, we follow...
Chase it with this: http://www.enginesofmischief.com/makers/evan/sigs/court.html, file it under "Lawyers seeking clarification". Real things said by real lawyers in a court of law.