I didn't start here but it didn't take me a lot of thinking...
FACEBOOK: Motherfuckers. Logged in. Clearly was too bored. And this is the targeted ad:
Holy Shit! I mean, be a little more subtle, folks. "Cancer Society?" Fuck them - eat right and quit smoking I say. Suicide Prevention? Clearly my internet surfing patterns indicate I'm at risk. I say empower them all with the right to choose.
St. Jude? WTF? That's the loss leader. Burn 'em.
This is all I got?
Jeezus. Back to square one - time to top myself. The Motherfuckers!
Now, seriously, you can find me on facebook and you ain't finding shit - my birthday and that's it. But - that they can cobble together this bullshit - from that one data point? Fuck them. Burn Zuckerberg alive and let hell sort 'em out.