Looking for work, online, every employer has a little test they want you to do. Personality tests, which screen for possibly independent thoughts...logic tests..."skills assessment..." - read "Do you like to lick, suck or bite carrots when you find them on your plate.." or "It's our best customer. Do you bend over forwards or backwards?", the lists go on and on...

I remember applying once for Telus, a 500 question Personality Assessment and you know, just by virtue of the fact that you're jumping through their hoops, sitting through their test, that you've failed. Even if you qualify for the position, especially  if you qualify for the position, passing any large corporations personality assessment is as damning a confession of spiritual and moral abandonment that you could hope for...

But now, every job is a choice - financial bankruptcy or moral bankruptcy.

Meditate, jump through their hoops, answer their questions, every fucking one of them a hammer blow, a round nail being punched into a square hole, sooner or later...

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