Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies

I had to take the daughter for Christmas. A 2 hour CGI circlejerk that involved very little of the Hobbit and far too many irrelevant, inane and unnecessary details. Of course, if you're trying to pad a single children's book into a Wagnerian Trilogy, that's the way to do it. But really, really, what a load of bollocks...Tolkien would be rolling in his grave...