They stopped when I told him off, which was fine, they were getting to be a bit much, a lot of unwrapping of rubbish and treasure maps and rocks and chewed up gum and twine, shoelaces, a hundred rubber bands, used coffee cups and bits of kleenex...unwrap, take to garbage. 

Possibly I could monetize them, make "Unboxing Batshit" videos on YouTube, share my general distaste and horror, the "art" aspect of them has generally disappeared, I was a little too close to him, he stopped trying:

For example, the last package:

A sculpture he made with kleenex, rock, candlewax and rubber bands.

Old vitamins and bits of food in a can...

an annotated page from "Franklin".

A note and reference to a treasure map...

The most sensible piece so far. And a piece of bubblegum holding it all together.

A food hamper of partially eaten cakes topped with hand picked flowers and a soggy cigarette. "Monroe Gold and Rouge". Uh-huh.

4 gems from a pirate ship. One appears to be a ball bearing.

Another sculpture with glass gems, readable scrolls, and a "Knights of the Emeralds" VHS tape.

more childrens books and errant notes fueling his deranged imagination...

The best one so far, a rant for my daughter..."Save this" I tell her: "One day it will be worth a fortune".

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