That I was serving Jeff Goldblum, he came into the restaurant (not the restaurant, another, linen tablecloths and potted plants everywhere) with his handlers, and I'm amused by this and try to take a photo of his cellphone on the table. I know just who to send this to. His handler (sitting across from him) sees, and misinterprets me as trying to get a photo of Goldblum himself, I wouldn't mind but that wasn't my intent, he stops me though, and tells me he'll take the pictures, I give him my phone and let him....
(inspiration - Jeff Goldblum's surreal ad, Buzzfeeds list of awkward celebrity encounters & a customer in the restaurant that bore an uncanny resemblance to a young Jeff Goldblum)