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Readings by Dagmar
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
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And, out with Dagmar, a couple of readings given, the first, a single card drawn from the Mayan Oracle:
"I am Eb,
the grail sought by all adventurers on the quest.
I am the luxuriant emptiness and passionate abundance of the cosmic cornucopia. I send to you the golden vortex of galactic gifts. I am the substance of the mind transformed into shafts of radiant light, moving into infinite spirals to create the magnificence of the chalice.
My center is emptiness, that I may encompass all things. My open chalice is suspended beyond time and space, and my abundant treasures fill your expanding parameters with the transforming elixir of the gods, the opulence of the oasis that flows from the infinite heart of stillness.
Witness now my harvest as it makes ready to fill you. Transcendent bliss and pure consciousness merge in a dazzling panoply of sound and color From the one fountain of brilliant light, deepest truth and purest love fan out in rapturous movement, penetrating, quickening in their spiral descent to your mind.
Sheer ecstasy and omnipotent being, the celestial beloved turns to a home it never left. Have you unthinkingly created and sought only what you have always had? Within illusion's marketplace, have you ever summoned only empty forms? Simply open to receive my bountiful gifts! Your circuits are being prepared for transformation.
Breathe in. Invite the natural quickening of love's harvest. Sense the golden shaft of light connecting us in natural resonance and harmony. You are the luminosity of higher mind penetrating the foundation of form."
You are the chalice. From the goblet of the gods, fill thy cup. The horn of plenty is laid before you. It is the pleasure of heaven to fill you to overflowing with your heart's desire! Breathe easily. Rejoice at the ease with which the alchemical transmutation takes place, turning baser materials into gold. It is already so. You are, in this moment, the golden fruits of love's harvest come!"
The next, 3 large cards drawn from the "Oh" deck, with 3 small image cards lain on top.
I'm not a fan, particularly, but I have to be amazed at how well the images suit the text.
Tonsil Town
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A few of Stormy's more colorful phrases which have been adorning his scrolls of late, they make me laugh out loud, and I worry that one day if I ever get lucky I might just end up shouting out something to the effect of "yeah, YEAH TAKE ME TO TONSILTOWN BABY!!!!". Which would probably ruin the mood. And the other phrase, "Adams Apple Land", I want to tell Stormy that if he's seeing Adam's apples he's probably in the wrong bar, but, meh, maybe he knows, maybe he doesn't and who am I to correct him...
Here he spells "Tonsil" backwards because he's just like Leonardo Da Vinci.
And finally, Ms Olga's defuzzed Funbags:
Ms N Winz Bes Boobs
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And, late nights in the jeep unwrapping dozens of Stormy Scrolls. Hundreds, not dozens, and you can get a little bit numb to them all and stop paying attention - but I did catch this one:
In which on the other side Stormy has a colorful pose-off of his favorite models (Ms Mango, Ms Weedy Iberia, ...etc) and you - YOU "Ms. N", you won Ms. Best Boobs. Which may or may not be true, but they sure as hell aren't as he describes (illustrates), which is a good thing, because, quite frankly, while I love his art his women scare the shit out of me...
Although, I have to admire the old flatterer...you should meet him, you like the artist-types.
Thrift shop masterpieces
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Meanwhile, a few thrift shop masterpieces found while out and about in the Kootenays...
#1 - Just Why?
You know, it's not the execution (they tried real hard), it's just the "why" of it all. Is it someone they knew? A Travelling Monk?
The paint-by-numbers Yellowstone with a few bears thrown in to make it the artist's "own".
A seriously retarded looking Princess Diana ...
And, finally, this masterpiece from the Nelson Share Store which recalls to me Stormy's talk of "Adams Apple Land"...
Maybe an all male Burlesque troupe that wanted to immortalize their act? I don't know. But again - it does beg the question "Why?". And how could anyone ever be so heartless as to give it up?
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