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Ramen Noodles Cookbook
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Miscellany
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Oriental Ramen: Put noodles in bowl. Add flavor pouch. Pour in boiling water, wait 2 minutes, devour.
Beef Ramen: Put noodles in bowl. Add flavor pouch. Pour in boiling water, wait 2 minutes, devour.
Chicken Ramen: Put noodles in bowl. Add flavor pouch. Pour in boiling water, wait 2 minutes, devour.
Pork Ramen: Put noodles in bowl. Add flavor pouch. Pour in boiling water, wait 2 minutes, devour.
Vegetable Ramen: Put noodles in bowl. Add flavor pouch. Pour in boiling water, wait 2 minutes, devour.
Spicy Thai Ramen: Put noodles in bowl. Add flavor pouch. Pour in boiling water, wait 2 minutes, devour.
Crispy Ramen: Eat noodles straight from package. Save flavor pouch for use in another ramen dish.
Jeff Goldblum
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Dreams
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That I was serving Jeff Goldblum, he came into the restaurant (not the restaurant, another, linen tablecloths and potted plants everywhere) with his handlers, and I'm amused by this and try to take a photo of his cellphone on the table. I know just who to send this to. His handler (sitting across from him) sees, and misinterprets me as trying to get a photo of Goldblum himself, I wouldn't mind but that wasn't my intent, he stops me though, and tells me he'll take the pictures, I give him my phone and let him....
(inspiration - Jeff Goldblum's surreal ad, Buzzfeeds list of awkward celebrity encounters & a customer in the restaurant that bore an uncanny resemblance to a young Jeff Goldblum)
Robert Popper, AKA Robin Cooper
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: Link of the day
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Having reached the end of the interwebs in boredom I discovered the brilliant Robert Popper, AKA Robin Cooper, author of the brilliant Timewaster Letters and phone calls. Absolutely hilarious, think a kinder, gentler but equally absurd David Thorne. Visit Robin Cooper's website here: http://www.robincooper.co.uk/.
2 month old baby turns into fully grown man
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
- Category: WTF
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Note the credence given the mother by the local authorities and media. Instead of, say, looking for a baby's body buried along side a road they're warning people to beware of the fully grown man...
http://www.liberianobserver.com/news/2-month-old-baby-turns-%E2%80%98full-grown-man%E2%80%99
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