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Dinner with Stormy
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
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Meanwhile, back from another expedition and I'm out for dinner with Stormy. Well, maybe not out, but over at his place. True to form he "made" me a burger...
A burger, wrapped in 7 plastic bags and a used serviette. And - look closer ... is that a bite out of it?
I think it is. "No, no, ..." Stormy argues, "they just started to cut it in half, I can never eat a whole one..."
Anyways, I nibbled at the un-nibbled end so as not to appear ungrateful, the rest of the food was as appetizing, I just kept pretending to eat and throwing it back into the bag...
When I was younger I worried that in my grand adventures of life what would I do if I were with the Eskimos and I was expected to eat a Seals eyeball, or eat Monkey Brains and roasted bugs with Indiana Jones. Knowing Stormy has made me realize I'd probably be just fine.
For a sampling of the great artists company view the video. Although, I have to say, he wasn't in great form.
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With fall coming to a close I'm getting anxious. The restaurant, working on cleaning it up, only 4, 5 hours a day, everyone is lazy, wants to knock off early...
Me as well. I finish my work after a week, the weather's getting cooler, rainy, and I know I'm out of time, have to get back up to the Crystal Mountain for one last haul...
One Last Haul. And, my final day of work, what should appear on the nearby mountaintops?
Snow. This is not good.
Finish work, grab some supplies, head North. A 3 hour drive, up the mountain, and I'm 6 KM up, slight traces of snow. But, the next climb it begins, at first a single centimeter, then an inch, then two, three, four, and then, the jeep isn't going any further, wheels spinning...
That's it, the season's done, goodbye to the mountain until next July. Now to try and get out of here...no turning around on this road, not here at least, and I gingerly begin to reverse...
Reverse is pretty easy, the jeep pretty much is sliding down the mountain, the brakes and steering are doing nothing (as my downward tiretracks illustrate...)
Yeah, and the edge, it doesn't look so bad in the pictures, trust me, it's bad. Hit a ditch, go over the edge, get in anyway stuck and the Jeep will be here until next summer. The 20 KM walk out doesn't scare me, but leaving the jeep up here for a year isn't an option. And see my braking and skids...
Finally, get turned around, now can slide/brake down forwards, until eventually I clear the snow...
And, finally, back to solid ground. Crazy thing was, it was still snowing, and if I could have made it I would have and been fucked on my escape.
So, a heavy libation poured out the window to the gods that showed mercy in the face of my untoward ambition. All things have their season. Until next year.
Rainy Morning
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Ken's Cat Has 8 Nipples
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Somehow or another, drunk, most probably, there came the question came up of "How many nipples does a cat have?". The answer, according to Google, is anywhere from 4-10.
Armed with said information I approached Ken at work..."Did you know the average cat has between....nipples?"
"Yes". He answers. "My Cat has 8 Nipples".
I couldn't continue the conversation.
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